Morbid Curiosity Prints

"I just don't think it's healthy for you to read the obituaries each day to see if you're listed!"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'Can I get a box for this?'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Death Watch

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children."

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"They’re burying him with his Xanax."

"Spoiler alert! You won't be needing those warm clothes."

Death model.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

"No wonder we could get tickets."

"Pretty good turnout for a Monday."

The Government's New Conspiracy Census.

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

"Boy I like the sound of requiem music..."

Demon at a lift in Hell.

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.

'Barlow must be the dessert.'

Undertaker's Staff Party (drinks are on the hearse).

'Oh-oh, rigor mortis... that ain't good.'

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

With smoking banned, what left for me to look forward to? Just drinking myself to death?

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

'Well, the good news is, our signal fire seems to have worked...'

Christian scientist with a appendicitis ahead (Please do not laugh.)

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

"Bring me more 'Death Gray'!"