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'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

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'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

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Nun Binning the Devil

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Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

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The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'You have clinical lycanthropy. It's a psychiatric syndrome in which a person has a delusion that they are an animal.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"