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Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

Polly txt speak

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

American Gothic Selfie

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Hall of Fake Presidents

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

tbt

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

Can't Believe This Just Happened

Creation of Adam

"I love binge watching streamed content."

#NoJunk

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Social Media Blues

'Once you're done photographing me, would you please turn the camera on yourself? I always post photos of my food online.'

"Just wait until you read my tweets."