Sales manager has an 'Ethics' doormat.
Moral High Ground Seeker Gifts
Looking for a gift for your moral high ground seeker? Explore our collection of clever, charming items that honor their integrity and sense of justice. From playful mugs to inspiring prints, find the perfect token that celebrates their ethical vibe with a dash of wit.
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'
"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'
'Idealist'
Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …
'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'
'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'
'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'
'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'
"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."
"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."
Rupert Murdoch in the mud.
"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
Get a life
Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'
'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'
The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.
Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.
'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'
"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."
"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."
“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”
"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"
"Don't go there."
'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'
Devil vs Angel Duel.
"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"
Man sees tail of the devil enter elevator.
"Higgins, we need to have a little talk."
Moral High Ground Seeker Gifts Collection
Moral High Ground Seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs especially for moral high ground seekers—find witty, thoughtful designs that make their mornings brighter.
Moral High Ground Seeker Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate integrity with a humorous twist—ideal for adding personality and comfort to any space.
Moral High Ground Seeker Prints
Find inspiring prints that honor moral conviction with wit and charm—perfect for uplifting any room with a message of integrity.
Moral High Ground Seeker T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts perfect for those proud of their principles—fun, stylish, and full of character, just like the high ground seeker in your life.