Moral Dilemmas T-Shirts

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"But he's always been nice to us."

"I suggest that we grab a bite first."

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

When it came time for Phil to summon his better angels, he had a heck of a time figuring out which ones they were.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Trump Bible photo op

Profiles in Courage

"We love your results. We're just a weeny bit concerned about your methods."

"You cheated on the assignment and got an A? Glad to see you've learned a useful life skill."

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'I'm having a moral dilemma. Should I be treacherous or just devious?'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

Face Trophies

'I still have trouble telling right from wrong but my lawyers are trying to help me approximate it.'

"Which would you prefer - coming under fire or being raked over the coals?"

The angel and the devil.

'There's

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

Don't get cocky - He "followed" me, too.

'I'm concerned about your felony conviction. This company prides itself on having the kind of employees who don't get caught.'

"OK, spare me the lecture! Just tell me where I can buy one of those conscience things I've been hearing about and how much it'll cost!"