Moonlit Plant Nurturer T-Shirts

Gardening By The Moon

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

North Pole

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Planting by the Moon.

Nature Lovers

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Occupational Hazards.

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Population rocket

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."