Moonlit Plant Nurturer T-Shirts

Gardening By The Moon

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

North Pole

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Bird Torture.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Planting by the Moon.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Occupational Hazards.

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming