Moonlighting Master Pillows

'I need to find a balance between my job and my second job.'

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I hate open-mike night."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Serenade for you...

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Dunhomin"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Music from the moon.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"Here it comes!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

Moon Romance

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

"What the hell was in that?!"

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

"If you gave me a raise, maybe I wouldn't have to supplement my income with rockabilly."

"Stop howling, Larry — Tuesday is yoga night."

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

Moonshine Lite!

"This is why you read the instructions."

Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'