Moon Myth Believer Mugs

"It's made of cheeeeese."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Fishing Tales

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Dog Howling the Moon way

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Glimpses One Dollar

Football Delivery

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

A full moon

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"Look Daddy, at least the poor economy hasn't affected the Tooth Fairy yet!"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"Here it comes!"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

The Cosmology of Timmy

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"