Moon Landing Fan Prints

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

Giant stomp.

"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

Chinese space program.

'Oh, it's that brew pub I read about. I'm not going in, I hear it has no atmosphere.'

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

High-gravity baseball

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Caliologist

Moon Lander

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Running out of Gas.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Moon net.

The Mosskeytoe.

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"