Moon Fan Prints

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

High-gravity baseball

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Running out of Gas.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Chinese space program.

A Cumulonim-bus

Giant stomp.

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

The Mosskeytoe.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

Burning the Scarecrow

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

Astronaut Slips On A Banana Peel

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

'As a member of the worldwide web, I would like to officially welcome you to Earth.'

Banana bread? This is the greatest thing since sliced bananas!

Crow Feeder.