Moo-ment Communicator Prints

"Oink. No, wait...Moo. I'm hearing, 'Moo.' Does that mean anything to you?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'Modern romance'

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Yogi back in 5.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Modern Communications

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

First O.M.G. church.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Communication

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'