Montessori Enthusiast Prints

'Because they don't have Montessori Schools for dogs.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

First Word

"He talks the talk."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

(Preschool for Dummies)

Right little madam.

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Head Start Nursery.

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

Mentors make a difference.

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking

'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'

You're doing flowers for a sweet 16 party? Whose is it? I can't say, sweetie. The details are secret. Anyway, I don't know who's invited. Tree's Tree Nursery. Awesome. My dad goes to hotter parties than I do. Mulch.

Dr.Benjamin Spock