Montessori Enthusiast Prints

'Because they don't have Montessori Schools for dogs.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I'm bored."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

First Word

"He talks the talk."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Remember to give your Psychologist that apple."

Right little madam.

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

'I wouldn't worry. At that age they put everything in their mouths.'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

'She's a good listener!. . . she seems so intent on what we say.'

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

The three p's: peeing, poohing, puking

'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'