Monster Negotiator Mugs

Start their negotiation mornings with a mug that pays homage to their monster negotiating skills. Funny, bold, and full of personality — a mug they’ll love to use every day.

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"Look, Cucuy, I'm not scared of you anymore."

"Look, Cucuy, I'm not scared of you anymore." mockup

"Look, Cucuy, I'm not scared of you anymore."

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'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.' mockup

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

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It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

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"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig." mockup

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

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'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!' mockup

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

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'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.' mockup

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

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If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can. mockup

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

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"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?" mockup

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

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"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again." mockup

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

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'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!' mockup

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

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'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?' mockup

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

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'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.' mockup

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

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A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

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'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?' mockup

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

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"Remember: Say what you mean, but don't mean what you say."

"Remember: Say what you mean, but don't mean what you say." mockup

"Remember: Say what you mean, but don't mean what you say."

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"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want." mockup

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

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"There, are you happy?"

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"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables." mockup

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."

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'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.' mockup

'It's a deal. You buy my insurance and I'll buy your knitted booties.'

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"A spot near the almighty!"

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'Forget his mother. He wants to talk to an agent about selling his story!'

'Forget his mother. He wants to talk to an agent about selling his story!' mockup

'Forget his mother. He wants to talk to an agent about selling his story!'

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'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.' mockup

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

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'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.' mockup

'It's his bath night, but he also wanted to watch tv.'

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'Let's be realistic, Dad. How can I compete in the global economy without a raise in my allowance?'

'Let's be realistic, Dad. How can I compete in the global economy without a raise in my allowance?' mockup

'Let's be realistic, Dad. How can I compete in the global economy without a raise in my allowance?'

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"We always lose these staring contests. Their top negotiator has no eyelids!"

"We always lose these staring contests. Their top negotiator has no eyelids!" mockup

"We always lose these staring contests. Their top negotiator has no eyelids!"

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'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'

'I'm going for a plea bargain. Right now, I'm accused of being a lazy slug. But if I plead guilty, I might get it reduced to the lesser charge of malingering.'

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