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The Terror Of Folkenstein

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

"Look! No hands!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Punk Reindeer

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."