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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

The No No No's

Double Bass

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Warren Buffett as a child

I am to blame.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Doomed Food Group

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"What the hell is all this?"

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

Monster eating furniture,

Toddler playing the cello