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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

I am to blame.

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Doomed Food Group

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

'Oh well, at least it's breaking up the banks.'

"What the hell is all this?"

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

Monster eating furniture,

Toddler playing the cello

'Get the Munchies yet.'