Marathon Munchkin T-Shirts

"There's no shame in coming in second."

"Portrait of a Lady"

The No No No's

Double Bass

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

Couch and Potato

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

Warren Buffett as a child

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

I am to blame.

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

'Excuuuse me! Please don't touch my Father!'

'I'm not hungry. I ate with Rover.'

'He tried to swallow his easter egg in one go.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Everything must go...manners included!'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Baby

Motivation

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'This is exhausting, I quit.'

Doomed Food Group

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.

Runners have a pay toll.

'I give her a lick then I take a lick.'

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."

"By the time I got my race number it was over."