Monster Fiction Fan Prints

'It's eight fifteen. Their mothers have unleashed them and they're on the way.'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this??"

'Sorry. I just used the last brain I had.' (Dr. Frankenstein to the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz).

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

King Kongs first christmas

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Official Fight Cards

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day