Monster Collecting Prints

"It's really surprising that your transformation into a werewolf did nothing for your male pattern baldness."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Diolch

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Catasaurus

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Giant Monster in Bath

Myths and legends...

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Horror Stories.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

For sale. Prime space under Jimmy's bed.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.