Monogamy Explorer Prints

'Will this be a never-ending romance, David?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Don't Take No For an Answer

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Mrs. Almighty.

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Our guest is Dr. Paul Veblin, renowned marriage counselor and resident of nearby Southport, where he lives with his 6th wife."

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

DNA Analysis

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

Quantum Breakup

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.