Monochrome Muse Gifts

"There's something you don't see very often - a black and white rainbow."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Rogue elephant

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Modern day mirror.

"Buy them - and never look back."

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

Dali Paints His Dreams

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Brancusi.

"A minute on the lips"

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I think it's called RED!'

"In case of emergency, break glass."

'Turn all this black and white into gray...'

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"You have a mouse named Juliet."