Monochrome Muse Gifts

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Rogue elephant

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Modern day mirror.

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"Buy them - and never look back."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"A minute on the lips"

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'Turn all this black and white into gray...'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"You have a mouse named Juliet."