Monkeying Around Expert Prints

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Influence this."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

Scientist with test tube.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"You new guys should fit in working here."

Dr. Cohencho: Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

'Just be thankful that he can walk -- he can learn to brachiate later!'

Gee! Now I know why he's the king of the jungle