Monkey Mischief Maker Mugs

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Shakespeare Project

Occupational Hazards.

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

God creates humans.

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

Squeaker Trophies

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.