Monk Beer Fan Pillows

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"