Money Whisperer Gifts

'If I learn the value of a dollar, Dad, will it make me all grumpy like you?'

Global crisis.

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

'Your job is to make sure my glass is never half full.'

One day, John found out that not only he could understand animals but his money, too.

Friendly Personal Loans, 'No embarrassing questions.' - "Well, I don't consider these questions embarrassing."

"I told you not to borrow so much pocket money..."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Rising Gas Prices

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Money is life's report card."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'