
"I meditate all the time but it's usually about money."
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"I meditate all the time but it's usually about money."
What is possible vs What is probable.
'Dollar'
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'
'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'
'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'
'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'
"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."
"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."
Employee won't think about work outside of box
'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
G7 Tax Multinational Companies
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
US v.s. Tech Giants
'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'
Target your customer.
'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'
'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'
Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.
'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."
"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"
"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."
'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'
An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.
'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'
'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'
"Good question: When can you see your families?"
'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'
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