Money Savvy Kid Prints

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

Money down the drain.

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"How do you make any money?"

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"We put you through day-care. You're on your own now."

"Papi, do we have enough net financial assets to meet essential living expenses for nine months if our source of income disappears?"

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

Baby buying shares

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

"Mom, if this is putting a strain on our finances, I could take a year off."

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

'Once they're born they immediately begin to depreciate.'

Heating Bill Prison

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'Instead of a birthday card, Dad - Why don't you give me a credit card?'

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'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

Fee-charging ATM: 'You are about to be ripped off'.

"But I wanted the tooth fairy to leave me generational wealth in a tax-sheltered vehicle!"