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Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

A little something aside for a rainy day

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"So much for password protected."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Fries and kids

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.