Money Nostalgia Lover Gifts

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Money, I'm home!'

Fade to black...

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'Great visual support.'

The Music Box

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Flava Superba

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Brick and Mortar