Money Nostalgia Lover Gifts

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'Money, I'm home!'

'Great visual support.'

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

Brick and Mortar

Flava Superba

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'