Money Musings Gifts

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

' I earn a six-figure income, if you count those two little numbers after the decimal point.'

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

-"Why bother to budget?" -"So we can worry BEFORE we spend our money as well as AFTER we spend our money."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Lender of Last Resort & Spender of Last Resort.

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"My report is on money."

Parmenides

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"Tonight's story is about sustainable economic growth without quantitative easing."

'You need a professional investment advisor. On your own all your investment decisions have been doing is diversifying your losses.'

'Having investment jitters when the market is not experiencing jitters, is perfectly normal.'

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

"I expected more from my financial planeer than, "Look for a fast food place that's hiring."'

"Forget the children, consider staying together for the sake of your finances!"

'I get such a lonely feeling in the pit of my stomach out here, not knowing what my stocks are doing.'

'You can claim your dependents on yout tax returns, but not your codependents.'

Man having dollars fed into his arms via IV drip.

"The big money is in development? Now you tell me?"

'The rich are very different from me and you, my friend.'

One old rich man to another: 'True, but on the other hand, happiness can't buy money.'

THE FED PONZI SCHEME

'Do you have any money on you?'

EZ Loan - Thumbs Down.

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

"...Now gas is almost as expensive as bottled water!"

'Have you ever considered learning to think on your feet?'

'You're not allergic to moulds or pollen, but you are interest-rate sensitive.'

'I've just worked out that the money we saved for a rainy day would now last us for a rainy one hour and twenty minutes!'