Money-minded Yogi Mugs

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga classes door.

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

Namastayyy

Financial Eyesight

Transcendental Litigation

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Investments in money funds increased this month on news it TAKES money to MAKE money.'

Pollution and money

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

"Complaining empowers us."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

"Be mindful of the pennies and the pounds will be mindful of themselves."

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

Downward spiralling dog.

"I want you to find your centre."

Meditating on Cacti

'Borrow 50p? Sorry, I'm staying out of the sub-prime lending market.'

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

In the name of the natural law

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Enlightenment $5. Hey, I gave you a twency. Where's my change. Change comes from within.