Money Meme Enthusiast Mugs

Withdrawals, Deposits, Federal Examiners.

British savings accounts

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

Out of control

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"He downgraded Apple."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

I can't believe It!

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Budget Cuts

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

'You won't feel a thing. We make a small incision in your wallet and...'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'The difference between Micro and Macro economics is this: Macro is what you owe, and Micro is what you're paid.'

A man notices the Chase logo has turned into snakes eating themselves."

'Please remember that these figures could be off by as much as two dollars.'

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Ace Borrowing Company (formerly Ace Loan Company)

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

'I'm just finishing denying the rumors of our impending bankruptcy to the press. Got those bankruptcy papers ready?'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"I don't recall ever hearing the stockholders speak with such a unified voice as they did today!"

"Your condition appears to have deteriorated considerably since your last cheque bounced."

"Pour yourself a drink - the news isn't too good"