Money Market Enthusiasts Pillows

"We have a fund with a new, advanced financial strategy but it hasn't been tested on humans.''

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'All I know is when it's the 'birds and bees' it's about sex; and when it's the 'bulls and bears' it's about money.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"I wrote a letter to the Wall Street Journal saying the term 'Bear Market' makes me look like a loser, but they didn't print it."

'Great visual support.'

'Money, I'm home!'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."