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'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

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'Be careful, Vanessa, I think she's looking for trouble!'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

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'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'I called your doctor, Mr. Bennett... he said to gobble up 2 companies and call him in the morning.'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

'No wonder I'm failing math. I'm just no good with numbers. Even when I dialed the math homework helpline, I got the wrong number.'

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"Those little voices in your head, Mr. Dunlevy. . . are they passing on any insider trading tips?"

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"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?