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"Just count it out, Henderson-don't fondle it."

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Great Chinese Dynasties

A fight in the Boardroom.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Watering Money

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"