Monday Maverick Mugs

Back to Work

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'First of all, relax.'

We Have A Lot To Cover.....

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Ski kicker.

Monday morning is nigh.

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

"Another Monday and Albert couldn't get his ass out of bed."

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

Boy who has been to the dentist

'Goopta took early retirement.'

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

Parkour Breakfast

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

Ye Haul.

"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."

Mondays...

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

Putin and Xi Jinping on the moon

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'