Monastic Humor Lover Prints

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Shoo!

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"That's our new church mascot."

The ten ammendments

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

Pope Benedict at Easter

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Dangerous Populist Pope

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"

Big Brother in Monastery.

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

"I want to get away to it all."

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"You've been randomly selected for additional screening."

'Do you know brother I think this Papacy 'IS' going to be different.'

New rule: no tumble-drying!

'Stop monking around and get inside!'

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'

'I guess it's OK - provided he keeps the vow of silence.'

"I ate one of my buddies, but he'd been dead a week or so..."

Pope still on tight shedule.

Cricketing monks.

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

Roman Catholic Guilt Trips

'Careful, it could be a trappist.'

"I've never heard of redundancies in a monastery before..."