Monastery Storyteller Prints

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Phoenix

Santa CGI Effect

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'He was brought by the stork.'

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

"This should be interesting...."

Atlas juggling with the moon.

"This must be the pony daddy ordered for his little princess."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

Vicar's wife to vicar - "And if you can't be good, be careful!"

Janus.

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

"Remember now, this is for your Birthday AND for Christmas!"

"Play Misty for me."

'Sadly the William Tell legend did claim one small victim'