Monarch Lover T-Shirts

'Why, thanks -- long live YOU, too!'

'Hey, I remember you -- You overthrew ME!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'If you can't trust your butler, who CAN you trust?'

Akihito - Emperor of Japan

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"The knights of the round accent table"

'How about a game of cards?'

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

'The knights are drawing closer'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Lady Jane Grey

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

UK dissolution

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"Ground score!"

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Queen Anne

Charles I

Queen reigning.

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Any apologies for absence?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Ethelred II

'And then I tried slashing the QUEEN'S budget.'

John Wycliffe

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!