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You're my Mona Lisa.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Club Antisocial

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

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