Mommy's Favorite Mugs

Mister Oedipus.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

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'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Man painting MOM on boat

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

Child on a schedule.

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

Add your kids' ages together...

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Single parents.

'She's the primary caregiver!'

'Your mommy is here as you requested, sire, to check for monsters under your throne!'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

Working Moms

Mother and Baby

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

"My child has special wants."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

"For today's punishment, you'll be listening to my mom talk about her foot pain."

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

"Me and my husband had to try sixteen times before I became pregnant... What a night that was!"

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

Gone to lunch(just like his mother used to make!)

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"It's done wonders for my back."

'Don't be late home, tonight's your bath night'

Mother goosing her young son.