Mom-pleaser Mugs

'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

Galileo Galilei gets hugs and kisses for stating the world moves around his mother.

Child on a schedule.

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Add your kids' ages together...

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Working Moms

Mother and Baby

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"My child has special wants."

"I don't understand people who say children should be seen and not heard. Why would anyone want to hear them?"

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

For mom's birthday, Dylan wanted to surprise her by making breakfast in bed.

'It's agreed we start a word-of-mouth campaign with each of our mothers.'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

Poor Customer Service

"Can you imagine what it would have been like if I hadn't faked headaches?"

Mother goosing her young son.

"You get in this car and tell me if you can hear a siren."