
Too posh to push - Cesarean Clinic.
Decorate her nursery or her favorite space with witty, charming prints that celebrate her pregnancy with humor and love, making her surroundings as joyful as her journey.
Too posh to push - Cesarean Clinic.
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.
"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."
In case of Emergency: Break Glass
"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."
'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'
The Impractical Guide to having a baby.
'I knew you would come crawling back.'
The Mothership
'Here's one I made earlier!'
"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."
'No, I've not got names for them but I've got one for my husband!'
Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'
'My wife and I can't have dogs!'
"No dessert until you eat all your candy."
'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'
'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'
'Congratulations. It's a latch key kid.'
'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."
Mobile Phone Mobile.
Clearance sale. Everything must go!
'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'
'Oh, sure, the world gets a savior, and what do I get? Hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits!'
'The more you drink the more I produce.'
"I'm sorry Perkins,but that's one option for childbirth we won't be using."
The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'
'We just have to stop meeting like this!'
"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."
'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.
'I sentence you to hard labor.'
'Why should I? He didn't attend the conception.'
'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'
'The ultrasound went well: Now, we just need to agree on 1263 baby names...'
Discover our range of mugs perfect for the mom-to-be with a sense of humor — cheerful, witty, and full of love.
Explore cozy pillows with funny and loving designs, adding a humorous touch to her pregnancy journey.
Find playful t-shirts for the mom-to-be that combine humor and style, celebrating her exciting new chapter with a smile.