Mom-to-be Meme Lover Prints

Pregnant lady whose baby is squishing her bladder.

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

The Elephant in the Womb

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Here's one I made earlier!'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

'I already have four girls. I picked out the names for this one. If I give birth to a girl...Jennifer. If it's a boy...hooray!'

Oh, yeah, I'll make sire THAT kid feels guilty the rest of his life.

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

"I'm sorry Perkins,but that's one option for childbirth we won't be using."

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

Shares in Headache tablets gone up since new baby was born.

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

The baby's really been moving round today.

'Why should I? He didn't attend the conception.'

Please take a number...

"Stop calling him 'Whathisname', he's been our son for 10 years!"

'Does my bun look big in this?'

Big book of daft names for kids.

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Did I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

Everything looks so good

'That's pretty embarrassing, dad...being put on detention during parent's night!'

Practice random acts of bodily fluids.

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"