Mom-to-be Meme Lover Prints

Pregnant lady whose baby is squishing her bladder.

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

The Elephant in the Womb

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'Here's one I made earlier!'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

'I already have four girls. I picked out the names for this one. If I give birth to a girl...Jennifer. If it's a boy...hooray!'

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

"I'm sorry Perkins,but that's one option for childbirth we won't be using."

Shares in Headache tablets gone up since new baby was born.

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

'Why should I? He didn't attend the conception.'

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

Please take a number...

"Stop calling him 'Whathisname', he's been our son for 10 years!"

Big book of daft names for kids.

"If I'm not in the Hall of Fame by 41 I'm getting induced."

'Does my bun look big in this?'

'That's pretty embarrassing, dad...being put on detention during parent's night!'

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

"I'm concerned, I haven't had a period in over 8 months."