Baby Meme Collector Prints

Are you ready for the greatest treat in the world? Please don't do this. You are about to see the cutest baby. He's adorable. Excellent. I love babies. Did I tell you? Don't speak. Looks like a 90-year-old member of the British Parliament. Speechless, I know. Want another peek? No, please! No, it's too incredible for me. Beauty is in the eye of the mother.

Polly txt speak

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Bigfoot"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

'Twitter for goldfish.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Pavlov's Cat

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dinosaur Group Think

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

Holiday Gifts 2020

"It's our best trending merch."

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

A Failiure to Communicate

Newborn making the V-sign

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

A bull which has seen red.

Sporting maladies.

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

Men at Twerk

T-rex takes a selfie

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'That's one small step for a man - one giant pratfall for mankind.'

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."