Mom's Helper Prints

"Hi, Mom, just popped by to see what you were doing."

A midwife holding a baby

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Child doing the washing up

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'How are you doing on your side?'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Blood Donor

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Snowman offering solutions.

'This new robot vacuum cleaner really. . . sucks!'

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

Santa Claus donates blood.

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"This won't work for me, because I'll be given more chores to do at home."

Help Wanted

Christmas Pets

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

PLEASE HELP ME DELIVER GIFTS

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'