Daddy's Little Helper Prints

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Child doing the washing up

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

The journey of life

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Child on Christmas Eve

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

In his own way, Todd does his part to save the whales.

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Naughty-ometer.

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'