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Gone to lunch(just like his mother used to make!)

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Domestic Goddess.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

A Creature WAS Stirring

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

The First Steak.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Beauty and the Baste

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

'How do you like the souffle?' - 'Great, will you give me the blueprint?'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

French man holding a dish.

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"