Molecule Mimic Gifts

Chemical term for an unpleasant family of maladjusted alkanes.

"Do me next."

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I tested very high in playing."

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Don't repeat this."

Rod Stewart

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'Is this an office or a preschool??!'

"When I say 'tweet' you say 'tweet'...'tweet!'"

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

Performance.

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.

Teenage mimes are kinda boring.

Four official World Cup faces you can try at home.

"They're wonderful mimics."

"Watch out for his divine right, Kid."