Molecule Magician Gifts

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Food Science Lab. There's jealousy among the peanut butter molecules. "Smooth" does out all the time and "chunky" can't get a date.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Stupid Microwave

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Entropy.

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

The quarantine self cut.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

How DNA molecules combine.

Free and Open Source Software.

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"How almond milk is made"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

Tortoise and the Hare

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'