Molecular Model Maven Mugs

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Jerk Gene

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

"There can be no doubt. This proves it. We gotta have more cow bell."

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'Attention, all department heads: the buck stops there. I've had it!'

'This spider's web proves that you've done no work today!'

Molecules you ought to be aware of...